Date played: March 18th
Platform: PC
Session fun rating: 10/10
Civ V is the fucking devil. THE FUCKING DEVIL.
Civ: "Hi Seb how are you? We should play together!"
Seb: "Hmmm, I don't know, I don't want to go to bed too late..."
Civ: "Well, you understand the new concepts of Brave New World now, it's a good time to try them out with a new civilization. You should avoid cold storage of this valuable new information. Just try it out, maybe reach the Medieval era and call it a night."
Seb: "What about the Koreans I started yesterday? They were doing pretty well..."
Civ: "Sure, but they have no chance of the new cultural victory. Tourism is awesome, you should try it!"
Seb: "All right, I'll start a little game. I figure the Egpytians will be a good choice, since I'll want to produce a lot of wonders to generate great works of writing, art and music. And let's go with large islands, that should be fun."
Civ: "Great choice!"
*Hours pass...*
Seb: "Well, I really should be getting to bed, I reached the Renaissance era and have built a strong, three city empire that generates tons of culture and religion. I also established some trade routes with every civ."
Civ: "I admire your use of the new features from Brave New World! You're getting pretty close to a cultural victory, you should play a few more turns!"
Seb: "Yeah you're right, maybe I'll play a few more minutes."
Civ: "One more turn."
Seb: "..."
Civ: "ONE MORE TURN. ONE MORE TURN."
Seb: "But... I have to work tomorrow."
Civ: "ONE MORE TURN MOTHERFUCKER. DO IT."
Seb: "Yes master."
Platform: PC
Session fun rating: 10/10
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| Lucifer tempts his peers and God |
Civ: "Hi Seb how are you? We should play together!"
Seb: "Hmmm, I don't know, I don't want to go to bed too late..."
Civ: "Well, you understand the new concepts of Brave New World now, it's a good time to try them out with a new civilization. You should avoid cold storage of this valuable new information. Just try it out, maybe reach the Medieval era and call it a night."
Seb: "What about the Koreans I started yesterday? They were doing pretty well..."
Civ: "Sure, but they have no chance of the new cultural victory. Tourism is awesome, you should try it!"
Seb: "All right, I'll start a little game. I figure the Egpytians will be a good choice, since I'll want to produce a lot of wonders to generate great works of writing, art and music. And let's go with large islands, that should be fun."
Civ: "Great choice!"
*Hours pass...*
Seb: "Well, I really should be getting to bed, I reached the Renaissance era and have built a strong, three city empire that generates tons of culture and religion. I also established some trade routes with every civ."
Civ: "I admire your use of the new features from Brave New World! You're getting pretty close to a cultural victory, you should play a few more turns!"
Seb: "Yeah you're right, maybe I'll play a few more minutes."
Civ: "One more turn."
Seb: "..."
Civ: "ONE MORE TURN. ONE MORE TURN."
Seb: "But... I have to work tomorrow."
Civ: "ONE MORE TURN MOTHERFUCKER. DO IT."
Seb: "Yes master."
