September 24, 2013

Grand Theft Auto V

Date played: September 23rd
Platform: PS3
Session fun rating: 8/10

A meth lab explodes well
I played a single mission with Trevor, but it was a good one. Cheng, the Chinese investor, revealed that he was taking his business elsewhere. Trevor, being the crazy motherfucker that he is, doesn't take the news very well. He "convinces" the translator to reveal the new supplier, the O'Neil brothers. Sure enough, our favorite psycho heads to the O'Neil farm to fuck them up and destroy their lab. Now, when you hear brothers, you think 2, 3 or 4 guys right? Not the O'Neils! There must have been 20 of them!

I approached the farm, took out 6 or 7 of them with the sniper rifle, then rushed in with a shotgun and Trevor's awesome special ability. Once they were all dead, I ran around the place for 10 minutes before finding a dark staircase to the basement where I shot the last guy, grabbed a jerry can and poured gasoline all over the house. The explosion was glorious.

I then played a quick game of darts at the local pub (it was as boring as you might expect) and got a call from Cletus to go hunting north of Mount Chiliad.